Description
I Happen To Be Genuinely Self-Absorbed And Deeply Shallow T-Shirt
Own your contradictions with unapologetic confidence in the I Happen To Be Genuinely Self-Absorbed And Deeply Shallow T-shirt. Equal parts clever and classic, this tee combines a bold statement with an easy, structured fit that looks sharp and feels effortless.
Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, durable, and cut to maintain its shape — perfect for layering or wearing solo when you want to make your personality the outfit. Whether you’re being ironic, honest, or a bit of both, this shirt gets the message across with style.
100% cotton for a natural, breathable feel
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn for long-lasting structure
Tubular fabric for a clean, flattering fit
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for strength
Please note:
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to the natural qualities of the fabric.
Witty, self-aware, and effortlessly cool — the Self-Absorbed And Deeply Shallow T-shirt is proof that contradictions can look this good.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 130 Longmead Drive DA14 4NZ or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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