I Don’t Rise And Shine, I Caffeinate And Tolerate Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Caffeinate and Tolerate Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

For those who function purely on caffeine and sarcasm, the I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Caffeinate and Tolerate tee says what everyone’s already thinking — you’re here, you’re awake (barely), and you’ve done your part. Made from heavyweight cotton, this classic unisex crewneck gives you the comfort to survive mornings and the structure to at least look like you’ve got it together.

With its relaxed fit and timeless design, it’s perfect for coffee runs, lazy weekends, or pretending to be productive. Double-stitched seams and soft, preshrunk fabric mean it’s built to last longer than your first cup of the day.

• Classic fit for effortless, “don’t talk to me yet” style
• Seamless double-needle collar for structure that outlasts your patience
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability
• Taped neck and shoulders for added comfort
• Fabric composition:
  • Solid colours: 100% preshrunk cotton jersey knit
  • Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Soft, strong, and mildly annoyed — the Caffeinate and Tolerate T-shirt is your daily uniform for surviving mornings with style.