Serving Chaos Since Birth T-Shirt

Made for those who turn everyday life into an adventure, the Serving Chaos Since Birth T-shirt combines comfort, durability and attitude. Crafted from heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s built to handle every mishap, detour and questionable decision in style.

Seamless double-needle collar for a structured fit
Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability
Taped neck and shoulders for all-day comfort

Fabric Composition

Solid colours: 100% preshrunk cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Comfortable, durable and unapologetically bold — the perfect tee for professional troublemakers.

Size Guide

Measurements in Centimetres (cm)

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86.0	89.0
B) Width	91.4	101.6	111.8	122.0	132.0	142.2	152.0	162.0
C) Half Chest	45.7	50.8	55.9	61.0	66.0	71.1	76.0	81.0

Measurements in Inches

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length	28.0	29.0	30.0	31.0	32.0	33.0	33.9	35.0
B) Width	36.0	40.0	44.0	48.0	52.0	56.0	59.8	63.8
C) Half Chest	18.0	20.0	22.0	24.0	26.0	28.0	29.9	31.9

How to Measure

A) Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
B) Width: Measure across the garment from underarm to underarm and double the measurement.
C) Half Chest: Measure straight across the chest, approximately 2.5 cm (1 inch) below the armhole.

Care Instructions

Combines comfort, style, and durability, making it ideal for everyday wear.
Wash in cold water with similar colours to maintain the tee’s look and feel.
Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve fabric integrity and print quality.